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Songs From School’s Out! The Musical
Huge thanks to *Fairy_Girl* for giving me the lyrics!
New additions made now that School’s Out has aired in the
USA!
Pick a song:
AS LONG AS I’M FLOATING WITH YOU
KIDS JUST BEING KIDS (REPRISE)
The
bell rings, school's done,
Time for 8 strait weeks of sun and fun
CHESTER:
No shirts, no shoes!
GIRLS:
Eewwww!
FRANCIS:
Beatin’ kids up any time I choose
VERONICA:
The beach! The mall!
SANJAY:
Maybe visits to the Taj Mahal!
TIMMY:
You can do the things that your parents forbid
CHESTER:
Like streak
TIMMY:
And summer's not a bummer cause we're kids just being kids
COSMO:
It's time! It's here!
COSMO & WANDA:
Our very, very favorite time of year!
WANDA:
No school, just play
COSMO:
Granting wishes the entire day
WANDA:
Are you really sure that this is allowed?
SANDERSON:
We should help them be destructive and loud
TIMMY AND KIDS:
Cause we're kids just being kids
Running
wild and running free
Kids
just being kids
CHESTER:
What
can I t-p?!
KIDS:
Kids
just being kids
Close
your eyes and count to 3
MOM AND DAD:
There's
nowhere safe for you and me
With
those kids just being kids
MOM:
My
house, my yard!
SANJAY'S STEPDAD:
Who
bought these rockets with my credit card?
MR. DINKLEBURG:
My
Porsche!
MRS. DINKLEBURG:
My
word!
CROCKER:
It's
not my problem till September 3rd!
MAYOR:
My
town!
CHOMPY:
Baa!
MAYOR:
Right, something
horrible is going down
PARENTS:
They
can do the things that their parents forbid
CHESTER:
Like
steal
PARENTS:
They’ll
kill themselves this summer
Cause
their kids just being kids
Kids just being kids
Wrecking
things and ruining stuff
Kids just
being kids
SANDERSON:
Are you
sure that this is enough?
TIMMY:
NO!
PARENTS:
Kids
just being kids
Taking
risks we must act tough
And
save our kids from all the stuff
Taking
risks we must act tough
And
save our kids from all the stuff
From those
kids just being kids
THE FLAPPY BOB SONG
FLAPPY BOB:
You’re
sitting here, complaining
‘Bout
all that you’ve been through
With
the whole summer remaining
You
must be asking “who?”
Can
protect your little darlings
From
the bad things you abhor
GARY
& BETTY:
Laaaaaaaaa!
FLAPPY
BOB:
Let me
tell ya Flappy Bob’s
The
clown you’re looking for
Before
they skin their knees
GARY
& BETTY:
Get
Flappy!
FLAPPY
BOB:
Before
they’re black and blue
GARY
& BETTY:
Get
Flappy!
FLAPPY
BOB:
Before they’ve
caught TB
GARY
& BETTY:
Get
Flappy!
FLAPPY
BOB:
Or keep
annoying you
GARY
& BETTY:
Wooooo!
FLAPPY
BOB:
Before
they break their necks
GARY
& BETTY:
Get
Flappy!
FLAPPY
BOB:
Before
they break their arms
GARY
& BETTY:
Get
Flappy!
FLAPPY
BOB:
Before
they’re all but wrecks
GARY
& BETTY:
Get
Flappy!
FLAPPY
BOB:
Before
they do more harm
GARY
& BETTY:
Flap,
flap, flap, flap flapity-doo!
Flappy
is the clown for you
Flap,
flap, flap, flap flapity-die!
He’s
the clown for you and I
Flap,
flap, flap, flap flapity-oh!
Flappy
is the way to go
TIMMY:
Do you
hear what I’m hearing?
No,
this can’t be true!
That
clown’s about to take summer
Away
from me and you
FRANCIS:
No more
engine slingshots?
CHESTER:
No more
naked runs?
TIMMY:
No, if we
don’t act now
We’ll
be trapped
In Camp
Learn-a-torium
Before
he steals our summer
Before
it’s check and mate
We’ve
gotta stop that Flappy Bob
Before
it’s way too late
FLAPPY
BOB:
Why sit
here just complaining?
Why
even take the chance?
Leave
your kiddies with the chap who wears
The
polka-dotted pants
I know
that it seems harsh
KIDS:
It is!
FLAPPY
BOB:
And a
little bit unfair
KIDS:
You’re
right!
FLAPPY
BOB:
But
someone’s gotta be there
When
you know you can’t be there
DAD:
Or
don’t wanna be!
FLAPPY
BOB:
It
might be a tad expensive
But let
me ask of you
Won’t
it cost more down the line
If the
cops are blaming you
For the
injuries incurred while
Your
children wreck the town
You can
learn to love your cellmate
Or just
learn to love this clown
Get
Flappy
GARY
& BETTY:
Flap,
flap, flap, flap flapity-doo!
Flappy
is the clown for you
FLAPPY
BOB:
Get
Flappy!
GARY
& BETTY:
Flap,
flap, flap, flap flapity-die!
He’s
the clown for you and I
FLAPPY
BOB:
Get
Flappy!!!
PARENTS:
Get
Flappy!
ADULTS RUIN EVERYTHING
HP:
Who
shuts the mall down early?
Who wants you in by dark?
TIMMY:
Yeah
Who gets all mad and surly
When we make a smart remark
Who do we have to hide from
From Dimmsdale to old Beijing
They’re taking away our summer
adults ruin everything
KIDS:
Adults
Ruin Everything
TIMMY:
With
all their rules and laws
KIDS:
Adults
Ruin Everything
TIMMY:
We must
fight back because...
KIDS:
Adults
Ruin Everything
TIMMY:
Time
and time again
KIDS:
Adults
Ruin Everything
TIMMY:
Trust
no one over 10!
CHESTER:
I’d
feed the whole world ice cream
VERONICA:
I’d
Super size the Mall
AJ:
I’d
melt stuff with my heat beam
HP:
Too bad
it’s not your call
TIMMY:
But
I’ve got 2 magic fairies
COSMO:
Wands
waiting to be twirled
TIMMY:
Adults can’t
ruin everything if us kids ran the world
KIDS:
Adults
Ruin Everything
TIMMY:
But
kids would run things right
KIDS:
Adults
Ruin Everything
TIMMY:
But we
know we can fight
KIDS:
Adults
Ruin Everything
TIMMY:
That’s
how this day unfurled
But that won’t happen if I wished
That kids could rule the world
KIDS:
Adults
Ruin Everything
TIMMY:
But
kids would run things right
KIDS:
Adults
Ruin Everything
TIMMY:
But we
know we can fight
KIDS:
Adults
Ruin Everything
TIMMY:
That’s
how this day unfurled
But that won’t happen if I wished
That
kids would rule the world
TIMMY:
Who
gets to set the curfews?
KIDS:
Kids!
TIMMY:
Who
gets to make the laws?
KIDS:
Kids!
TIMMY:
There’s one adult left we all trust
and his name is Santa Claus!
KIDS:
Kids!
TIMMY:
Who gets to run the country?
KIDS:
Kids!
TIMMY:
Who gets to say what's cool?
KIDS:
Kids!
TIMMY:
How can
I put it bluntly?
KIDS:
Kids!
TIMMY:
Now its
kids who rule!
KIDS:
Adults
Ruin Everything
But now the Kids will rule!
PIXIES RAP
PIXIES:
Yeah...
We're
Pixies... yeah! [Evil laughter]
HP:
We're pixies
SANDERSON:
We’re
pixies
Check
out our mad, wicked mixies
We got
square heads, big pointy caps
Clean out 'cha ears and hear my rap!
Yo HP!
HP:
Yo!
SANDERSON:
You're
in charge
HP:
I may
be small, but my goals are large
I'm not a hater, but I must cater
To my
mission, my ambition
To be
the world’s administrator
SANDERSON:
I’m
Sanderson
I'm
anti-fun
And all
those fairies
Can
bite my bun
With my boss HP
We
wanna be
The big
time rulers
HP:
You got
that chief!
HP & SANDERSON:
We're
pixies. We’re pixies
And
since the 1960's
We raised that clown
To be
our tool
To beat
the fairies
So we
can rule
SANDERSON:
We're
pixies!
HP:
We’re
pixies!
HP
& SANDERSON:
It's
goin' just as we predict-sies
SANDERSON:
We
can't stop now
The
time is here
HP:
Where
Fairly World
SANDERSON:
And
this world here
HP
& SANDERSON:
Are
ruled by us
HP:
By us
you hear!
SANDERSON:
By us
you hear!
PIXIES:
By
pixies! By pixies!
We’re
pixies!
SANDERSON:
Strong
like Bill Bixby
HP & SANDERSON:
We're
pixies... yeah...
We're
pixies... yeah...
We're
pixies...
The
Pixies! Pixies!
YEAH!
TIMMY:
That
kids had no power
I had
to correct
We kids
are the boss now
And you
can expect
That
things will be different
With me
at the wheel
I’m 10
and in charge now
And
here’s what I feel
I made
a place that
The
kids are now running
The
view from our tree house
Is
really quite stunning
HP:
Our
plan look it’s working
SANDERSON:
We’re
really quite cunning
HP:
To
Jorgen von Strangle we go!
SANDERSON:
Nice
hat!
TIMMY:
It’s
candy for breakfast
And ice
cream for lunch
It’s
candy for dinner
And
I’ve got a hunch
That
it’s dandy we run things
Don’t
act like a mob
There’s
plenty to do
And
we’ve all got a job
You get
to be the police chief
TOOTIE:
Can I
flash the big red light?
TIMMY:
All
right
You go
to the Learn-a-torium
And
break everything in sight
CHESTER:
At
last!
TIMMY:
You get
to lead my armies
All
over the map
You
clean my room
And you
wash my clothes
While I
stay here and nap
HP
& SANDERSON:
We’re
pixies, we’re pixies!
Check
our mad, wicked mixies
SANDERSON:
Have
you checked out the planet?
HP:
We know
you didn’t plan it
HP
& SANDERSON:
But the
kids have the power
And the
fairies-
JORGEN:
Dag-nabit!
HP
& SANDERSON:
We’re
pixies, we’re pixies!
And
we’re about to affix these
Notice
of eviction
JORGEN:
This is
my jurisdiction!
SANDERSON:
Our
ballot needs a-fixin’
HP:
Like a
magical prediction
HP
& SANDERSON:
We’re
pixies, we’re pixies!
And if you
open the rules, see
SANDERSON:
In
section F
HP:
Subsection
O
SANDERSON:
Amendment
I
HP
& SANDERSON:
A
loophole! Yo!
SANDERSON:
If
pixies, yes pixies
Are the
last magic creatures on earth, G!
HP:
When
the kids have too much power
And the
fairies get retired
Then we
pixies
SANDERSON:
Can
grant wishes
HP
& SANDERSON:
And
make the whole world
What we
desire!
TIMMY:
Everything’s
going tremendous
I
finally have the reins!
Trixie’s
bringing me pizza
And
Crocker is in chains
Mom and
Dad have homework
And
Vicky baby-sits
I make
the rules and I call the shots
WANDA:
You
know, I must admit
Wow
things are running quite smoothly
With
kids there are no wars
COSMO:
Yeah,
but I don’t think it’s groovy
That
we’re stuck with all the chores
TIMMY:
How can
you be disapproving?
This
gets better by the hour
No
worries, no strife
PULL BACK THE FAIRIES
JORGAN:
With my
muscles
I will tussles
With all those
Who
dare discuss-les
A clear and
Present crisis
To my authority
To my knuckles
You will buckle
Like a chicken you will cluck-les
For I so do love Da Ru-zles
And I know Da Rules love me
You will learn to fear my mighty fist
If my song won't help you get the gist
And though you fools might disagree
But you will all answer to me
With this polka
I will choke-a
but first this frappe mocha
Mmmm!
I was shocked when
I awoke-a
To a world where kids all ruled
With my biceps
I must try-ceps
To see the kids are now denied-ceps
The magic we supllied-ceps
For your jobs must be retuned
Oh, I love to get to draw the line
And you morons make me all the time
For the rules are very clear
Und now the time is here...
...for me to
Pull back the fairies
HP & SANDERSON:
Pull
'um back
Pull
'um back
Pull
'um back
JORGAN:
Bring
them all home one-by-one
Pull back the fairies
HP & SANDERSON:
Pull
'um back
Pull
'um back
Pull
'um back
JORGAN:
Now
that my mocha is done
Pull back the fairies
HP & SANDERSON:
Pull
'um back
Pull
'um back
Pull
'um back
JORGAN:
Now
that the kids have the reins
Now we’re pulling, pulling, pulling, back the fairies
So I can-
JORGEN,
HP & SANDERSON:
Bring
them pain
WHERE IS THE FUN?
TIMMY:
Hey
Flappy Bob, can't you see what they've done?
They needed a pawn and clearly you were the one
They took away your clowny cloths
Your floppy
shoes and big red nose
Just look around, how could you say this is fun?
Since
you were born, they decided your fate
From the style of your car down to the food that you ate
I know it seems they gave a lot
But I’m
telling you it's part of a plot
A plot
that you can stop! Stop it before it's too late!
HP & SANDERSON:
Hey
Flappy Bob
You
hear what he been spreading?
The lies that he been telling
SANDERSON:
I know
where this is heading
HP:
Towards
turning you against us
SANDERSON:
To
resent us
HP:
And
present us
HP
& SANDERSON:
And
suggest who are the villains
Yeah
don't you be forgetting
It was you Flappy Bob
HP:
Yeah
you were the one
SANDERSON:
We
protected
HP:
And
respected
SANDERSON:
As
though you were our son
HP:
And now you're in the middle
SANDERSON:
You can fiddle with this riddle
HP:
Or you can sign this deal and trust us
HP
& SANDERSON:
That your wishes will be done
TIMMY:
Where
is the fun?
FLAPPY BOB:
Who
should I turn to?
PIXIES:
Where
is the fun?
FLAPPY BOB:
How can
I learn who?
TIMMY:
Who is
the one?
FLAPPY BOB:
The one
I can trust to tell me what's fun?
TIMMY:
Where
is the fun?
FLAPPY BOB:
Why
should I trust you?
PIXIES:
He was
the one
FLAPPY BOB:
You
were the one who
Wanted
to shun
Everything
I always thought fun
TIMMY:
Hey Flappy Bob, can't you
see in your heart?
There's a role you play and dude this just ain't the right part
I know my actions weren't ideal
But how do your clowny parents feel
About the path you chose whether or not it was smart?
Where
is the fun?
FLAPPY BOB:
Who
should I turn to?
Pixies:
Where
is the fun?
FLAPPY BOB:
How can
I learn who?
TIMMY:
Who is
the one?
FLAPPY BOB:
The one
I can trust to tell me what's fun?
TIMMY:
Where
is the fun?
FLAPPY BOB:
I'm so
conflicted
PIXIES:
But he
was the one
FLAPPY BOB:
The one
who restricted
PIXIES:
Your
vision of fun
FLAPPY BOB:
And
with this pen I’ll sign by line item 1
TIMMY:
NNNOOOOOOOOOO!
FLAPPY BOB:
Maybe
your right could be a giant mistake
HP & SANDERSON:
Ha ha
ha ha
FLAPPY BOB:
But
changing my life’s a risk I'm not ready to take
This nose, pants, hair, and shoes
They're all my past and now I choose
To wish for a world...
A world that fits all my views
A world where I am safe
PIXIES:
It’s
over, Turner. You lose
TIMMY:
Ahhhh!
FLAPPY BOB:
Thanks
for the pen
AS LONG AS I’M FLOATING WITH YOU
WANDA:
I was
lost till he found me and although he confounds me
By his crown is where I know I should be
Yes, I
know he’s a moron, with a brain made of boron
And yet
I’m drawn to him magically
And
through every moment of turmoil, and moment of pain
Through
all of our misadventures, one thing remains
Facing pixies, bullies and jarheads, I’ll never be blue
As long as I’m floating, with you
COSMO:
I saw
her, and no other
I still lived with my mother
When I spotted her swirly pink hair
Though my shoes smell like tar pits, and I don’t wash my armpits
I like monkeys too much but I know she doesn’t care
And I know that I’m forgetful; I know I’m dim
And even though I’ve just eaten, I know I’ll swim
I know that it doesn’t matter, if I can’t count to two
As long as I’m floating, with you
COSMO AND WANDA:
Even
though we’re in deep here
And they might make us sleep here
Here with you, dear, is where we both make our stand
WANDA:
I am braced
for attack and
COSMO:
Knowing
she has my back end
COSMO AND WANDA:
All I
need is (his/her) hand in my hand
WANDA:
Baby, I
know I can be nagging
COSMO:
I know
you’re naggy too
WANDA:
I know
that I’m demanding
COSMO:
Oh man
is that true!
But one thing I’m understanding
COSMO AND WANDA:
No
matter what we go through
I’d rather go through it
I know I’ll get through it
If I’m floating through it, with you
This
used to be a fun place
But now we wear a sad face
Since
pixies have all replaced
The way that things are done
JORGAN:
There's
no more granting wishes
You can't turn into fishes
Now pipe down do the dishes
Come on now everyone
FAIRIES:
These
are the unfundamentals
for us fairy god parentals
who are now devoid of wishing and of mirth
We’re
certifiably de-mental
‘Cause
these unfundamentals
Make
being a fairy about as fun as giving birth
COSMO:
I'll
bet it's even worse down there on earth!
WANDA:
Timmy!?
Timmy!?
Timmy!?
Timmy!? Timmy!?
FLAPPY BOB:
All the
arcades now close at three
The trampolines are bouncy free
And there's a pad on every knee
Everything's fine, far as I see
But I can't help but think out loud
The things that kid had said somehow
My mom and dad would not be proud
Of the path I’ve taken in life
Have I been wrong? Have I been used?
Should I embrace my nose and shoes?
Accept these gifts I once refused?
GARY AND BETTY:
I'm
happy, peppy!
FLAPPY BOB:
NOT
NOW!
TIMMY:
Our
heads must be protected
Our bodies disinfected
This is just as I suspected
What
would happen if this world was ruled with...
TIMMY & SANJAY:
Unfundamentals
Surely all you parentals
Must see how devoid of fun this truly, truly is
DAD:
But all
these unfundamentals
Seem quite instrumental
To keep all of you rowdy kids in line
If you need us we'll be playing the back 9
HEY FLAPPY BOB
TIMMY:
Hey
Flappy Bob, can't you see what they've done?
FLAPPY BOB:
It
might reek now, but it can all be undone
TIMMY:
So grab
your kites and water gun
SANJAY:
My
bike!
AJ:
My
clones!
CHESTER:
This
big sticky bun!
TIMMY:
It's
not a crime
To have
your time in the sun
GARY AND BETTY:
Kids
just being kids
Acting up and eating dirt
Kids just being kids
They could all get hurt!
KIDS:
Kids
just being kids!
TIMMY:
To keep
those goons off all our butts
We'll get this town out of its rut...
KIDS & TIMMY:
By us
kids just being kids
HP & SANDERSON:
Yo. We're pixies. We're pixies.
We firmly rule all the tricks, see?
HP:
The time has come
The
deal's gone through
SANDERSON:
There’s fun? Stay there
We'll
come to you
HP
& SANDERSON:
We're pixies. We're pixies
This is how we get our kicksies
HP:
Our plan has worked, and they have lost
SANDERSON:
Let's ping on down and show who's the boss
HP
& SANDERSON:
The pixies. The pixies. The pixies.
TIMMY:
You two
shout real loudly
FLAPPY BOB:
It's
your turn now to roar
TIMMY:
You get
to parade proudly
With this drum and bugle corp.
You find the kids and rile them
I'll give them what they need
FLAPPY BOB:
How?
TIMMY:
Internet!
FLAPPY BOB:
With
this much fun those boneheads
Should be here at break neck speed
TIMMY & KIDS:
Adults
ruined everything
TIMMY:
At
least that's what I thought
FLAPPY BOB:
You
kids ruined everything
That's
the lie I bought
TIMMY & FLAPPY BOB:
But
someone else was pulling strings
As far as we could tell
FLAPPY BOB:
But you
and me can set us free
TIMMY & FLAPPY BOB:
KIDS JUST BEING KIDS (REPRISE)
GARY:
My
ears!
BETTY:
My
heart!
GARY:
Something’s
tearing
Our
whole world apart
COSMO:
Have
wish!
WANDA:
Will
grant!
COSMO
& WANDA:
There’s
nothing boring
That we
can’t enchant!
HP:
My legs
SANDERSON:
We
should have known
HP:
They
made us pedal all the way home
TIMMY:
Doing all the things we thought they’d forbid
CHESTER:
Like streak!
TIMMY:
The
summer’s really funner
If
we’re kids just being kids
KIDS:
Kids
just being kids
Running
wild and running free
Kids
just being kids
I think
we all agree
Kids
just being kids
Close
your eyes and count to 3
MOM
& DAD:
With some
control parentally
TIMMY
& FLAPPY BOB:
Anywhere
the place to be
ALL:
My
friends and family next to me
With
those kids just being...
Kids
just being kids!
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