Songs
Found various place on the Internet and corrected *hopefully* by me. Feel free to use them, just remember all the copyright stuff (FOP © Butch Hartman, etc.)! Enjoy!
( ……. means I don’t know the words, if you have any corrections, PLEASE tell me.)
Songs from
THEME SONG
Timmy is an average kid
Who no one understands
Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands
VICKY: Bed, Twerp!
The doom and gloom up in his room,
Is broken instantly
By his magic little fish who grants his every wish
'Cause in reality they are his Odd Parents
Fairly odd Parents
WANDA: Wands and wings!
COSMO: Floaty crowny things!
Odd Parents, Fairly odd Parents
Really rod, pea pod, buff bod, HOT ROD
TIMMY: Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!
Odd parents, Fairly odd Parents
It flips your lid when you are a kid with Fairly odd Parents!
VICKY: Yeah, right!
Bippy is an average chimp
Who no one understands
Mom and dad and Vicky always giving him commands
VICKY: "Oh ahh!"
Ticks and fleas up in those trees
Are combed out instantly
By his magic little ants
With every wish they grant
Cuz in reality
They are his oddprimates!
Fairly oddprimates!
WANDA: Wands and wings!
COSMO: Grabby taily things!
Oddprimates!
Fairly Oddprimates!
Bananas!
Bananas!
Bananas!
Bananas!
Bananas!
Bananas!
Bananas!
Bananas!
Bananas!
Bananas!
Bananas!
Bananas!
Oddprimates!
Fairly Oddprimates!
It really pulls your tail
When you’re the alpha male with
Fairly Oddprimates!
VICKY: "Ooh ahh!"
REAL AND SCARY
TIMMY: On Halloween all through the night
We should be filled with fear and fright
But I don't see much here tonight
Cause everything is so FAKE!
I want something real, and real scary
Not cardboard, squeaky, or clean
I want something big, green and hairy
COSMO: Like a frog on a fur trampoline?
TIMMY: No!
It's time to get down to business
And spook up this boring scene
I wish things were real and real scary
Tonight on Halloween!
COSMO, WANDA,
& MONSTERS: Real and Scary
TIMMY: Like a vampire's fangs in the night
COSMO, WANDA,
& MONSTERS: Real and Scary
TIMMY: Like a witch on her broom taking flight
COSMO, WANDA,
& MONSTERS: Real and Scary
TIMMY: Like an unwashed, forgotten latrine
COSMO, WANDA,
& MONSTERS: Real and Scary
COSMO: Like a zit covered, hormone crazed teen?
TEEN: Hi!
TIMMY: So that's what I want
Real and Scary
So when I trick or treat they can see
That I am a force to be dealt with
And they better give their candy to me
I wish we were all real and scary
I wish this was one freaky scene
I wish the whole world were real scary
Tonight on Halloween!
I WISH EVERY DAY COULD BE CHRISTMAS
TIMMY: Xmas day is here once more
WANDA: Gifts and love and joy galore
COSMO: A special day that wipes the floor
TIMMY, COSMO,
& WANDA: With the other 364
TIMMY: I wish everyday could be Christmas
'Cause Santa brings gifts every year;
He's reading my list
He's feeding the deer
He's hauling my gifts from the North Pole to here
I wish everyday could be Christmas
'Cause every other holiday reeks;
New Year's Day's for mom and dad
The Easter bunny's eggs smell really bad
Valentine's Day always makes me sad
DAD: 'cause Timmy just can't get a girlfriend
TIMMY: What?
COSMO
& WANDA: I wish everyday could be Christmas
'Cause nice fairies get their rewards
WANDA: I got pudding, I got slacks
COSMO: I got all my back hair waxed
WANDA
& COSMO: Santa grants wishes while we relax
COSMO: And Timmy still can't get a girlfriend
TIMMY: Stop that!
TIMMY: There's just no other day like Christmas
My family stays here, it's real cool
Just me, mom and dad
I'm so very glad
There's no Vicky, no Vicky, no school
COSMO: ...and no Vicky!
TIMMY: Right!
TIMMY: I wish everyday could be Christmas
And I guess the best gift of all
My parents stay home to say:
MOM & DAD: We love you, Noggy
DAD: Mine!
TIMMY: Wouldn't Christmas each day be the coolest of all
I wish it were Christmas
How I wish it were Christmas
I wish it were Christmas each day
I WISH EVERY DAY COULD BE CHRISTMAS - REPRAISE
TIMMY:
I wished everyday would be Christmas
Geepers, how foolish I was
It Isn't a gift
And Isn't a toy
Its the family and friends
That I really enjoy
I wish that tomorrow weren't Christmas
But I wish that the feeling would stay
'Cause Christmas can always be there in your heart
And never be locked in just one single day!
Its great that tomorrow ain't Christmas
In Dimmsdale and London and Rome
If I had just one wish
I'd think it be this
I really just wanna go home now
(Spoken) I really just wish I were home.
WHAT GIRLS LOVE
WANDA: The problem with you men today
Is you don't listen clearly
This Valentine for whom you pine
Is yours if you sincerely
Pay some very close attention
To the things we're dreaming of
We'll make a list
Which will consist of
What Girl's Love
MRS. TURNER: Our name carved in an old oak tree
VERONICA: A trust fund funded shopping spree
TRIXIE: A hand that fits inside mine like a glove
TOOTIE: I'd love to squeeze his hunky bod
VICKY: With this high voltage cattle prod
WANDA: Just write it down and go to town on
What Girl's Love
FEMALE SINGERS: What Girl's Love
WANDA: Is men with feeling
FEMALE SINGERS: What Girl's Love
TOOTH FAIRY: Is some romance
JORGEN: Are these heart shaped weights appealing?
WANDA: Just come on and take a chance
TIMMY: What Girl's Love
Is something special
COSMO: That no slingshot can destroy
TIMMY: Right!
So I’d be coy
If I'm the boy with
What Girl's Love
So open up your heart and see
That I am someone special
And hear me
As I make my desperate plea
Just listen to me clearly
Cause it's what I'm dreaming of
That you will see that I can be
A boy you'd love!
IT’S GREAT TO BE A GUY
ALL MALES: It's great to be a man
It's swell to be a guy
TIMMY & COSMO: To scratch and dig
And pick and itch
And no one asks us why
TIMMY: We like to fight
COSMO: We like to race
ALL MALES: We grow our hair
On every place
MR. TURNER: And everybody knows
It's wrong to cry
ALL MALES: It's great to be a hairy, smelly guy
TIMMY: It's great to be a male
It rocks to be a dude
TIMMY & COSMO: To eat and burp
And fart and spit
And kill all of your food
MALE: We like to hit
We like to punch
MR. TURNER: Do we like corn?
ANOTHER MALE: I've got a hunch
TIMMY, COSMO,
& MR. TURNER: And we like launching missiles in the sky
ALL MALES: It's great to be a hairy, smelly
COSMO: Check it out
I've got a belly
ALL MALES: Great to be a hairy, smelly guy
COSMO: Left! Left! Left! Left! Left!
TIMMY: It's great to be a guy
That's why I sing this song
COSMO: But I can't help
But stop and think
That maybe something's wrong
TIMMY: But I've got meat
And I got fire
COSMO: There's nothing else that I require
ALL MALES: Except perhaps a massive pizza pie
Because it's great to be a guy
G-U-Y
Yes, Guy!
*Burp*
WISH COME TRUE
Fairy Cowlick Jr.: Are there times in the day when you wish that you could
wave a big magic wand and make everything good?
To come out on top, just like any kid would
Does this sound appealing to you?
Timmy: Duh!
Fairy Cowlick Jr.: Then just listen up good, ‘cuz it isn't a lie
when you hear what's in store, and you'll ask yourself why.
We're all gathered here.
Cosmo: Hey! Did somebody die?
Fairy Cowlick Jr.: No! Here's what you should be hip to..
People wish for money. People wish for fame.
People wish for power, but it always ends the same.
Jorgen: WITH PAIN!!!
Fairy Cowlick Jr.: You've got the best intentions....
Timmy: Yeah!
Fairy Cowlick Jr.: but what's one cat to do?
Timmy: I dunno
Fairy Cowlick Jr.: So tell me what you wish for, and your wish came true.
All Fairies: We're having a party!
Random fairies: A really big party!
Timmy: Just for me?
Fairies: Yea kid, just for you!
Wanda: We brought gifts!
Cosmo: We brought pals!
Wanda: I brought guys!
Cosmo: I brought cows!
Timmy: But just what the heck did I do?
Cosmo: (to Wanda) You brought guys?
Fairy Cowlick Jr.: You could've let your secret out, and blown it through and through
Fairies: OOOOOOOOOH!!!
Fairy Cowlick Jr.: But you're the kid that kept it hid, so it's you and only you!
To be trusted with this magic, it's too good to be true.
You'll get what you wish for, and your wish come true.
Timmy: I might wanna be the PRESIDENT!!
Wanda: Cool!
Timmy: Or destroy Kalamazoo!
Cosmo: I'll help!
Fairy Cowlick Jr.: Just think, believe, and you'll receive your wish--
Cosmo
& Wanda: You gotta want it, you really gotta want it!
Fairy Cowlick Jr.: --comes--
Cosmo
& Wanda: Ya gotta make that wish come true!
Fairy Cowlick Jr.: TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE!!!!!
Seems everywhere I turn there’s harsh reality
I’m only ten years old and I’m way too young to be
This disappointed with the way things are
I’ve had it with this place, and I’d be better off by far if…
I lived in TV!
In the company of three
If I lived in TV!
Everybody would love me
If I lived in TV!
I could run bionicly
If only I could live in TV!
So maybe I’ll go where the cool guys all go “Aeeee!”
Or with the weatherman, on a show that’s filmed today
You know that up is what I’d never grow
So here’s a list of all the top ten reasons I should go and-
Live inside TV!
I could buy the letter E
If I lived in TV!
And do Saturday night comedy
If I lived in TV!
My loser friends could hang with me
If only I could live in TV!
Perhaps I’ll be an English talent scout
Or hang with other two-foot kids
KID: Hey, what you talkin’ about?
If I lived in TV!
I’d make my own reality
If I lived in TV!
No mom, no dad, and no Vicky!
If I lived in TV!
Then that would be a thing to see
If only I could live in TV!
If I lived in TV!
Hit it!
V-I-C-K-Y
The sound of her name
Makes the little kids cry
Ahhh
Hey Vicky
You're so, so icky
Just the thought of being around you
Makes me oh so sicky
Hey Vicky
Won't you please explain
Why you get so much enjoyment
Out of causing kids pain
Oh oh oh
A chick who's just plain mean
A sour sweet sixteen
She's a fire-breathing dragon
In a pair of black jeans
Eeewww
Eeewww
Hey Vicky
Won't you tell us true
How'd we ever get the bad luck
To be stuck with you?
Oh Vicky
Can we say one thing
It's your super total yuckiness
That makes us wanna sing
Icky Vicky
Eww eewww
Icky Vicky
Eww eewww
Icky Vicky
Icky Vicky
When I'm feelin lonely
Sad as I can be
All by my self
On an uncharted island
In an endless sea
What makes me happy?
Fills me up with glee
Those bones in my jaw
That don’t have a flaw
My shiny teeth and me
My shiny teeth that twinkle
Just like the stars in space
My shiny teeth that sparkle
Add beauty to my face
My shiny teeth that glisten
Just like a Christmas tree
You know they'll walk a mile just to see me smile
My shiny teeth and me
Yes they're all so perfect
So white and pearly
Brush, gargle, rinse
A couple breath mints
My shiny teeth and me
My shiny teeth so awesome
Just like your favorite song
My shiny teeth I floss 'em
So they grow to be real strong
My shiny teeth I love them
And they all love me,
But should I talk to you I've got 32?
Shiny teeth and me
My shiny teeth that twinkle
Just like the stars in space
My shiny teeth that sparkle
Add beauty to my face
My shiny teeth that glisten
Just like a Christmas tree
You know they'll walk a mile just to see me smile
My shiny teeth and me
FIND YOUR VOICE
When no one will listen
To what ya wanna say
You're too small, too young
You haven't begun
To learn the games that they play
Don't sit around
Just wish
For it to be a better day
Speak up, be heard, if ya don't say a word
Everything will stay the same way.
If ya wanna change the way your life's arranged
Then you have that choice
To be a star that you know you are
Be loud, be proud and rejoice
And find your voice
Just find your voice
You know you've got that choice
Now go find your voice
You see a girl
That you know you wanna meet
Come on, stop messing around
Get up off your seat.
She might see inside of you
The boy you never knew
He was in there all the time
Now just let him through.
If you wanna change the way your life's arranged (Wanna change...)
Then you have that choice (You have that choice)
To be the star that you know you are (Be a star...)
Be loud be proud and rejoice (Rejoice!)
And find your voice (Find your voice)
Just find your voice (Find your voice)
You know you have that choice (Got that choice)
To find your voice (Find your voice)
(You have that choice)
(Be a star...)
(Where could it be now?)
Find your voice (Find your voice)
Just find your voice (Find your voice / Anybody seen it?)
You know you've got that choice (Got that choice / Got that choice)
Now go find your voice (Find your voice / Come on and find your voice)
And find your voice (Find your voice)
Just find your voice (Find your voice / Doo-doo-da-da-da!)
You know you've got that choice (Got that choice / Gotta find your voice now!)
Now go find your voice (Find your voice)
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